how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
(Source: amoracomplex)
“i don’t normally find black gi—”
Don’t you want to spend eternity in heaven together…playing doubles tennis with Abe Lincoln and Tupac?
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Mindy Kaling the OBGYN version’s perfect pastor love interest
Solange at Coachella.
No Touching